October 2010
Dear Astronomy Test
Dear first Astronomy Test,
I’d just like to say thanks.
Thanks for letting me kick your assss!!! 93 SUCKAAAAA!!
Much Love, K
September 2010
Dear She...
Dear She who must not be named,
Fuck you for appearing on the most beautiful day ever. I didn’t want to see your ugly face, or ugly sundress, and I definitely didn’t want to hear your obnoxious voice ever again, and you just haadd to pop up today. The sun was out, sky was blue, wind was blowing, my hair wasn’t a mess, and I was wearing one of my favorite shirts and then my least...
finally!
A good day!
And for my 100th post no less =D how exciting!
I finally put some things up on my wall. I was so tired of it looking empty all the time. And I actually really like it =D I put up some photographs I had taken over the years in kind of a checkerboard pattern. Right now i’ve got about half of it covered, hopefully I’ll fill it up soon though =D
Then I made cinnamon rolls,...
“Do not rely completely on any other human being. We meet all life’s greatest...”
– Agnes Macphail (via 500daysofkissingmypillow)
Dear Clothes Dryer,
Dear Clothes Dryer and Smoke Alarm,
Please get along. I know that the dryer is really hot and steamy, but really Smoke Alarm, there’s no need to go off like that. You shouldn’t be so damn sensitive. Y’all have never conflicted before, why start now? I hope things cool down between you two.
Love, K
Ps- please don’t set my clothes on fire.
Dear college...
Dear college,
Thanks for being the one time in my life where it’s ok to steal plastic spoons from a pizza restaurant. I really needed them. Eating yogurt with a fork isn’t fun.
Love, K
Time?
It’s curious that you went out on saturday. It looked like quite an adventure with everyone. Except me of course. Couldn’t invite me along? And all this adventure business only one day after telling me that you don’t have time for an adventure day with me. Funny how you can miraculously make time for hanging out with other people but not for me. It wasn’t like I asked for...
Dandy
Apparently it means that you care a lot about your appearance. Picture monocles, top hats and coat tails. And I always just thought it meant cheery. Thanks book I’m reading for class, for actually teaching me something semi-interesting.
The Dandy Lion (via fuckyeahtattoos)
(look at that badass monocle- so jealous, I wish I were that classy)
Dear people upstairs..
Dear people upstairs,
I’m pretty sure you’re having sex. But please keep it down. The squeaking is obnoxious. Can’t you give it a rest for a little while? It’d be much appreciated.
Love, K
Ennui
— n a feeling of listlessness and general dissatisfaction resulting from lack of activity or excitement
this is exactly how I feel.
Oh Wait!
It gets better! Yes. Better. I just spilled soup on my brand new shirt. Never worn it before. Didn’t even make it out the door. I looked cute, so of course no one saw me in it but myself. And now it’s got soup on it. Shitty soup I might add! Never buy the chicken tortilla soup from healthy choice. I really hope it doesn’t stain. Although it turned the plastic spoon I was eating...
Cherry on top..
The cherry on top of this fantastic weekend- my email got hacked. Yay. Can’t I ever catch a break?
I want so badly...
to be able to tell you to just fuck off and that I don’t need you and all of this shit you’ve put me through. And that I’m done. Because I miss being happy. And when I’m around you, I’m just not ever happy. But I can’t. Something in me wants to be around you, wants to fix this absolute disaster of a relationship, for whatever reason. And it’s tearing me...
you...
you never send hearts to me any more. i miss them.
<3
Dear Jews,
Dear Jews,
For some reason, I really don’t like most of you. Even though I am one technically. So many of you are douches or bitches. It just doesn’t seem like a good use of my time to try to make friends in that group of yours. But my family is SO insistent. Go to the Jew parties. Go to the Jew dinners. Go to the Jew volunteer organizations. Jew jew jew jew jeww. So you win....
Everything These Past Weeks
Dear Everything in the Last Two Weeks,
You mostly sucked.
Love, K
First off, it’s been a while because I currently have no internet. The management company decided it was more important to fix my leaky toilet instead of the internet. I’m not quite sure I agree with their priorities here, but at least my toilet doesnt leak anymore. I missed writing letters. At least once a day I...
