when you accidently hit the backspace button and...
you even weaseled your way out of saying you're...
You’re obviously just not sorry then. Why do you think it’s ok to be this way to people who are your friends? What in your brain thinks it’s ok to just not mention things like this? And it’s not like it’s a one time thing. This is all the damn time. You’re not forgetful. You know exactly what you’re doing.
Fuck you very much.
No no, it’s cool that you “forgot” to tell me that everyone was getting tickets to see Zach Braff this morning. Not like I wanted to see him anyway. And it’s completely fine that you invited me to get tickets to go see someone I don’t know after I said I was bummed about not getting the other tickets. Because that totally makes up for it. And you were totally planning...
We accept the love we think we deserve.
And I’m starting to think I deserve better than you.
Sometimes I'm too nice for my own good
I should’ve gotten that asshole towed. He didn’t deserve a note or any time to move his car. He’s been parking in everyone’s spots all year! If that asshole is there tomorrow at noon his ass is getting towed. and yes I just assumed that a blue mini cooper with pro-england stickers was owned by a guy.
Within the first twenty years of our lives, before we are really adult, we make...– Joan Medlicott (Come Walk with Me)
I'm pretty sure my Valentines Day would be...
god-has: My friends: Me:
If you’re looking for sympathy you’ll find it between shit and syphilis in the...– David Sedaris (Barrel Fever: Stories and Essays)
It went out two weeks ago while I was in Houston (as far as I know). I drove to Austin. Drove all around Austin. And drove back to Houston. Drove to dinner. Made plans to take my car in to fix it tomorrow. 10 minutes from home - cop pulls me over. Almost made it. No ticket, just a near heart attack. The cop was nice though, so it was all good. Great way to start the weekend
How My Midnight Showing of Deathly Hallows Part II... →
armedwithacamera: My long yet true story: I will wake up in the morning and walk downstairs like I then will sit and read DH, looking up at the clock every 10 min. like When the clock strikes 8 It’s time to go. I will get in the car and start driving like When I get there, I will look over to whoever I parked next to like And I will get out and walk into the theater like ...
Life is an awful, ugly place to not have a best friend.– Sarah Dessen (Someone Like You) yeh. you’re tellin me.
When the person you hate walks past you
If I text a person in the same room as me, I stare...
bestkeptsecretandbiggestmistake: kelsiwelsi: and then when they get it and they look at me, they’re like and I’m like
When your parents ask you to act like a normal...
I liked Valentine's Day in Elementary School.
-smgdee: When you brought Valentine’s Day cards for the whole class, no one was left out. Even if you didn’t like some people in your class, you still had one for them. Nowadays, if you don’t have a Valentine or you’re single, Valentine’s Day is gonna suck. You’re gonna be surrounded by couples being all cute & shit and you won’t be receiving anything.
zackstix: kennthium: fireking: starlightasphalt: kennthium: LOGAN… KENNETH… DONKEY… CAPTOR… NO THIS IS PATRICK